my mom’s mad at me bc one time last year i made fun of her for liking a one direction song and now here we are
Everyday I’m like “today imma get my shit together” and by the end of the day I’m like “tomorrow is the day for real”
i miss the dog i walked yesterday so much
“over the moon” can either describe a really happy person or a really apathetic werewolf
We work in a police force full of dudes. We gotta have each other’s backs, okay?
I don’t know if I believe anything that I’m saying
Mindy Kaling outside Ed Sullivan Theater before taping Late night with David Letterman - September 11 2014